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Pinocchio the Panto – by Dan Smith and Claire Hughes – Directed by James Hewson

Evening shows 28, 29 and 30 January 2022, 4, 5, 6, 11 and 12 February 2022 – 7.30pm
Matinee every Saturday and Sunday 29 Jan, 5, 6 and 12 Feb – 3.00pm
Tickets now on sale, reduced prices for children and special social distanced performances on Friday Evening

Pinocchio is brought to life when an old carpenter, called Gepetto, wishes upon a shooting star. Little does Gepetto know however, that stromboli, the evil circus ringmaster, now has his sights set on Pinocchio. Stromboli wants Pinocchio to be the star attraction in his failing circus and sets a plan in motion to kidnap him. Pinocchio must escape the clutches of the circus and, if he ever wants to be a real boy, he must be on his best behaviour. Lucky for Pinocchio, he is helped by good old Jiminy Cricket and the wonderful (if a bit clumsy) Fairy Nuff.

Bouncers – Sapphire Productions – 19 March 2022 7.30pm – PLEASE NOTE CHANGE OF DATE

It’s Friday night. Pub and club night. What you’ve been ‘saving up all week for’ night! This outrageous and brilliant comedy by the hugely acclaimed local playwright John Godber is a parody of the contemporary nightclub scene. Judd, Les, Ralph and Lucky Eric, the four brutish bouncers, will play over twenty different characters, inviting us to see their portrayal of a night out in what could be any town in the UK – Market Rasen or Lincoln included! With local references we of course meet the bouncers, but then we go on to meet giggly women on a night out, lads ‘on the pull’, Hooray Henry’s, the smooth talking club DJ and even Nobby ze Swedish postman – to name but a few. All set against the tatty, glitzy glamour, flashing lights and the pulsating beats of the dance floor. This will be a hilarious night out that you’re not likely to forget for a good long time!! Contains adult humour.

Three Men in a Boat 21 May 2022 – 7.30pm

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After the huge success of Old Herbaceous, Kick In The Head productions are back with a rip roaring barrel of fun, Three Men in a Boat, with Giles Shenton (Old Herbaceous) playing the part of Jerome K Jerome. This show is adapted from one of the bestselling books of all time and one that has never been out of print since it was first published in 1889.
Giles Shenton expertly takes the helm and pilots you through the Jerome K Jerome’s ridiculous tale of men behaving badly while messing about in boats!

Common Ground Theatre Company presents Ladies Day – 26th, 27th & 28th May 2022 7.30pm

Work, love and life are just one long, hard slog for the fish-filleting foursome Pearl, Jan, Shelley and Linda. But their fortunes are set to change when Linda finds tickets to Ladies’ Day at Royal Ascot.